Non-Interview

When a company tells you they are going to give you an interview and months later they tell you that you didn't get the job without giving you the interview that they promised.

Person 1: Capital One gave me a non-interview today.
Person 2: THOSE GUTLESS BASTARDS!!!

by newyy1 May 20, 2011

Stalled Interview

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

by Dollhands June 4, 2016

giving interviews

giving head (it just sounds nicer to say giving an interview)

“hey, are you good at giving interviews?”

by fastestsperm_ April 20, 2020

Yale Interview

A college interview that goes far from as planned.

I accidentally made out with my Yale interviewer, how screwed am I???

by archerlightningweb January 24, 2023

Internesting

Interesting by the internet's standards.

Hey Bob, did you see 2girls1cup?
Yeah, it was rather internesting if I do say so myself.

by Chrisrawr. November 3, 2010

interviewee

(noun) The person being interviewed in an interview

Hey Bob I have an interviewee coming in today at 4.
The interviewee was excited to be interview today; He got the job!

by MrPerson55555 June 13, 2010

Interview Fatigue Syndrome

A condition reached after much initial exuberance about the prospect of hiring additional staff, only to be worn down by a plethora of mediocre, under-qualified or part-time insane candidates, leaving the interviewer with the beer goggle equivalent mentality that even a sub-par candidate late in the system has some great appeal that derives more from a desire to get the process completed than from finding the correct person to hire

Jim is definitely experiencing Interview Fatigue Syndrome. The last candidate he wanted to hire actual wore green socks outside his suit pants.

by Furry Trout November 25, 2010