Stinking, awful, Red Rizlas.
Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.
Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.
Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.
Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.
Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
B: "Right then, chuck us some skins, actuate the phonograph, and stick the kettle on Cuthbert"
C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."
B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"
C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."
B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"
by bmr May 13, 2004
by Jason Osei January 29, 2004
by Profane June 22, 2007
A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
*Random red girl walking down the street
*Random nigga in the steert "Aye red lemme holla at chu"
*Red girl "Hell naw nigga I'm gay"
*Random nigga in the steert "Aye red lemme holla at chu"
*Red girl "Hell naw nigga I'm gay"
by Javi3r24 December 23, 2011