Illuminati

When ur face gets lazered by a random triangle with an eye that explodes the earth while eating potatoes and playing GTA 5

I'm so scared of the Illuminati!
Oh no, its the Illuminati!

by woof i am a cat May 27, 2015

Illuminati

(n.) A dead meme
(v.)Secret society created in the mid-1700's
(adj.)why are you still here

Oh look it's a triangular-shaped sandwich! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

by Adaptive_YT August 3, 2018

illuminati

Illuminati, the

A "World of Warcraft" guild from Germany.
Officaly declared as a neutral guild, the Illuminati and Bregan Da'Aerthe are linked to each other in a very unoccasionaly way. While both guilds deny their relation, inofficial yources report of a secret military treaty between theese guilds.

Providing Bregan Da'Aerthe with supplies and cover for their operations, the Illuminati can remain neutral by shifting their agressive Operations to Bregan Da'Aerthe

The Illuminati are a german WoW Guild

by Moe October 21, 2003

illuminati

Ancient brotherhood of bastards thats one wish is to blow the vatican to fucking bits,
oh and they are scientists!!!
I am an illuminatus!

You are not an illuminatus(a members if the illuminati)

by AbydosGater December 28, 2005

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 5, 2005

Illuminati

The Illuminati is a public organisation, controlled by nobody. The work of the Illuminati is symbolic in nature. As Bavaria beer, features a compass as their logo, one of the symbols used by the Illuminati. Also numbers, colors and numerology are used. For example: the Illuminati symbol is a triangle and an EYE. Some say the eye of GOD. Triangle=3, EYE=5+25+5=35 3+5=8. 38! OR GOD=7+15+4=26 2+6=8, 38! God is a 3 letter word that calculates to 8, 38! 8 is also an infinity symbol on its side. 38 is CH in alphabet. As in Christ, Jesus Christ. The old greek, ICHTHUS, ICH=938. I=jesus ch=christ. All other people claiming direct affiliation to the Illuminati are either lieing or being controlled by nobody for certain purposes. The real Illuminati has only 1 member. As already described.

The Illuminati is controlled by Nobody. I am Nobody.

by Nobody_38 October 4, 2017

illuminati

Illuminati from the latin word illuminatus, enlightened. Basicly they were the first atheists who got fed up with the State Church's and had the resources to do something. With lots of strieve, blood shed and power have they rose above many and now control powerful political bodies, who they use to influence the world.

Very little is known about this group, there are some theories, but we're mostly clueless, we are aware of them, but it doesn't affect them, for now.

The illuminati will slap you in the face if you're a gullible or plain simply use you for their... I mean for the greater good of humanity.

by Elixz March 9, 2015