iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

by Jesterguru August 4, 2009

no iphone

Something that happens when communism

"communism is when no iphone"

by Gjord August 24, 2022

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iPhoning

To use an iPhone, its freaking cool 'apps' and internet access.

Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.

by ScolloP October 14, 2009

iphone

Overrated american shit. If you are in america you see everyone with an cracked iphone. Not recommended getting in the US with an android

Iphone 6 user: Haha android user. You're poor.
Android user: STFU

by trumpation November 29, 2020

iphonism

the unintended word choice produced by the auto-correct function when texting on an i-phone.

i "ducking" hate when my iphone screws up my texts ... it makes me want to "pinch" someone in the face. i really "ducking" hate an iphonism.

by cappalucas October 1, 2009