1 definition by Refilwe391!:)
1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Petunia: "Black--"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Petunia: "Black--"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
by Refilwe391!:) March 4, 2010