Hyperbenilismics

Having intense love for someone or something in other words (love sick)

There was a Hyperbenilismics girl in my class that was so In love with me.

by Anonymous99643 September 16, 2021

hyperlevitating

Ascending to the heavens my soul just left my body

“When baby stuffed me in her stomache I started hyperlevitating I just wanted ice cream”

by Littlekidloveriswearimnot58 December 22, 2021

HyperLemKid

He is totally (not )desperate for a gf, he thinks kannada is the ONLY important language

He loves fortnite veryyy much

Bro stop acting like hyperlemkid

by SPXRSH February 20, 2022

Hyperventilaugh

Verb: Hysterical fits of laughter causing a shortness of breath.

Adjective: The type of laughter caused by hallucinogens ie mushrooms, LSD.

I ate so many boomers I started to hyperventilaugh!!

by Daizykatez June 1, 2022

HYPERLINK

a "HYPERLINK" is a link that appears in text documents that looks like normal text but is blue and acts like a link, for example i can use the text: comicallyLARGEspoon and put the link: www.greatbigstuff.com/collections/browse-all-products/products/spoon-and-fork-set into it. but sometimes a link can be blocked and shows up as: HYPERLINK BLOCKED

guy 1: hey dude i've got your website set up coolasswebsite
guy 2: oh thanks
guy 1: here is my pay-pall: HYPERLINK BLOCKED
guy 2: uh the link was blocked?
guy 1: oh, it may have been some auto scam detector or something.
guy 2: oh alright i will go fix that so i can pay you

by s,e,x November 15, 2023

HyperFentStompJelq

be under the influence of fent and double grip your penis, stand up on something, fall backwards and "hypejelq" the skin of your penis, similar to jelqing, only much more dangerous.

Raff: Hey Atticus. Do you wanna go out today?

Atticus: NAHHHHH I just HyperFentStompJelq'ed my shaft last night, too tired to go out.

Raff: So did I, but I'm still out loser.

Atticus: How about you hop of the meat, get some money, and suck my dick?

Raff: Alright fine. *gurns on it*

by munter/jelqer/jonkler February 7, 2025

Hypercentenarian

A person who lives beyond 115 years of age

John became a hypercentenarian last Sunday.

by English_boy February 21, 2025