camel's hump

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.

Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump

by pbanto September 30, 2008

Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

humper niggle

an african american, midget whore/prostitute

that little bitch is such a humper niggle

by marty mcnoobtube April 2, 2008

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Celestial Hump Fuck

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

Kangaroo Humper

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.

The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.

by S0ur July 21, 2014