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Hookah bar

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.
Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?

I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.
by Stickygonads July 15, 2014
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hookah lounge

Where people sit around, smoke, and be Armenian.
Fred was having a good time cracking jokes about genocide at the hookah lounge, little did he know he would be sought after by the entire Armenian population.
by yung brogre August 25, 2014
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hookah stupid

Noun: A deep stupor achieved from inhaling too much hookah smoke.
Luke was nupping so hard after getting hookah stupid.
by deep nupping November 8, 2013
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Hookah Doncic

Hookah Doncic (or correctly spelled Hookah Dončić) is a nickname for the young slovenian NBA Allstar Luka Dončić aka. „Luka Magic“ who playes for the Dallas Mavericks.
In the summer of 2021 a picture of him enjoying a hookah went viral, thats where Hookah Doncic was born.
A: Have you seen that picture of Luka smoking a Hookah
B: Yeah. Hookah Doncic seemed to enjoy it.
by DutchMamba24 December 8, 2021
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Hookah Jerking

When smoking a hookah with friends, one when having the hose pauses his smoking keeps it and tells a story or talks for a long time.
"**Breath**" "Dude you know what i did last night i played cod6 and i..."

"Stop Hookah Jerking, you hookah whore!"
by Adiopatichypersomnia November 20, 2009
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Hookah Fluffer

Did you see hookah fluffer? He can't afford hookah/shisha so he sucks dick for it. What a fag.
by Anonymous192837564 April 17, 2009
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Hookah Ho

1. That one bitch that will do goddamn near anything for a hookah session.

2. The one person who takes way too many hits of hookah before passing it.
1. That bitch Heidi heard we have hookah. Now she wants to drive over from the next town to get some. What a hookah ho!

2. Ok hookah ho, that's your 11th hit, now pass the fucking hose!
by Kimba Snowpaw September 14, 2009
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