huffin

When the upper portion of a woman's boob resembles the top of a muffin, usually caused by an ill fitting bra, or the act of being slutty. A hooter-muffin, i.e a huffin.

Dude, whenever I make your mom wear your sisters bra, she always gets huffins.

by ripper0805 September 25, 2008

Huffington ho

an individual (male of female) who unquestioningly accepts all of his/her beliefs about politics and social justice from major left-leaning media outlets like Huffington Post, Jezebel, NPR, Vocativ, etc.

"It's not my fault those Huffington hoes don't know the difference between consensual sex work and sex trafficking."

by Tartful Dodger July 2, 2016

Huffing Po

An abbreviation to for Huffington Post.

Jonny: Hey did you read the latest Huffing Po article?

Mckenna: Yes it was amazing.

by yoshi1361 August 26, 2017

Creep Huffing

(v) English: The act of sniffing the creep of used or soiled women's underwear or hosiery.

Past Tense: Creep Huffed

Origin: San Francisco

Last night, I woke up and found my boyfriend creep huffing.

by Kudzu007 September 2, 2011

hoffice

noun - a location primarily used to deceive colleagues and employers into believing that work is being carried out from home. Derived from the words "home" and "office".

Mr. Smith - "I'd like those TPS reports on my desk by Thursday please"
Johnny Fraudulent - "Sure Mr. Smith, I'll complete them in my hoffice tomorrow and email them to you"

by guruwong August 13, 2005

huffing the ten-pound brow

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

Hoofing

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011