hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

hobovertising

The use of hobos as cheap or no pay advertising by strapping signs around their necks etc.

Excerpt from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 8
"Charlie: Frank I don't think this is the best idea for our candidates image.
Frank: Its a great idea! Hobovertising."

by TBEOBI January 17, 2009

homodeath

1. n. - an especially humiliating or frustrating death (possibly a suicide) brought about by an accidental move in a video game;
2. n. - a situation in one's life that offers nothing but stupidity as an explanation for its occurrence;
3. adj. - dumb.

1. Dude, I would have beaten you were it not for my homodeaths.
2. The score I got on my English exam was totally homodeath.

by Ninja Wu April 15, 2008

hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009

hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013