red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

herig

A punk ass bitch that always tries to lick your nutsack at a party.

Dammit that bitch ass herig wont stop rubbin on my nuts! FUCK!

by Ralph Japs January 22, 2004

white herring

A slang term used for ejaculate.

Like shooting a white herring out of a cannon.

by non-sequitor December 17, 2008

horrigiable

word used by a narutard to describe something horrible

"Eu. Teh teacher's spelling is horrigiable."

by itachiaki December 18, 2004

Herrison

That annoying ass friend who only talks about snakes, cats and Smash Bros.

Herrison- blah, blah, smash bros, blah, blah, cats
Friend- Shut the fuck up
Herrison- 😭

by Smoharry March 8, 2019

herpigonasyphilaids

having herpies, gonorrhea, syphilis and aids at the same time.

man: " i fucked this hoe last nite good and she had herpigonasyphilaids!"

Friend: "Shit man that sucks stay away dont touch my wang!"

by Sabrina And Keri December 14, 2008

Herrin

Similar to a pile of horse shit but often mistake for a bag of mangled donkey dicks.

Oh hey Herrin! Oops sorry that’s just an old bag of mangled donkey dicks.

Man that pile of shit makes me think of Herrin. Oh wait, that is Herrin. Hey Herrin. Damn it’s actually another bag of mangled donkey dicks.

by patisbad January 24, 2021