Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
The most sexy boy in the world. He is best at football, noone can beat him! So dont even try to be best at football because it is impossible!
by hejminmanhetererikoch December 11, 2016
by Young diabetes March 29, 2016
The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.
“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”
by HeinzHater123 June 06, 2025
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
by JAMLENOM February 03, 2018