Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.

The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night

by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017

Schnizel Heinz

A anonymous account on YouTube, Twitter and Discord

Have you seen that anonymous account Schnizel Heinz? He's on social media's but no one knows who he is

by Random_soviet_guy June 10, 2019

Heinz portable autoromontic

When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian

I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic

by Young diabetes July 4, 2016

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018