Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
Get the Heinzmug. by Megmcc June 4, 2015
Get the heinzmug. Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
Get the Heinz Minecraftmug. When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!
by hglogike October 19, 2017
Get the An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfesmug. The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.
“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”
by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025
Get the Heinzingmug. Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.
He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
by By sportHFS November 21, 2021
Get the Heinzmug. Heinz 57 is when you're a 100% American meaning that you don't know your ethnicity, you are a mixed breed mutt.
by Randy goat fucker August 2, 2025
Get the Heinz 57mug.