HardOCP

A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.

How hard is your hat today?

by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003

HardOCP

Crap website run by a dumb fat texan

hardocp = worst site ever

by R0bstarr April 6, 2003

Hardo

One who thinks they are more muscular than they actually are. Their body type is similar to a marshmallow; comes off as a big object but is really the softest object on earth. This type of person walks around with a puffed out chest similar to a wild bird seeking a mate. They're also one that will hold off surgery since sports teams need this "hardo" player so bad, he will hold this surgery off til the off-season. But the problem is, is that there is no off-season for a "hardo". The mating call of the "hardo" becomes deeper depending on its proximity to its opposite sex, despite its natural high pitch.

That kid's going full throttle with the nitrous all the way open...what a hardo.

by Back Door Bangers November 19, 2013

Hakdog

To ruck off and shut the fuck out.

-Man you been acting off recently
-Oh HAKDOG!!!!

by ME.SOME1 January 2, 2021

piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

hatdog hamburger hawot hamog hayop haKKKKKKKdog

Used by Filipino assholes to try to fucking shit on someone while they're explaining something to people.

Man 1: Do you know the...
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the HAT
Man 2: Hawot
Man 1: hamburger
Man 2: hatdog
Man 1: haKKKKKKKdog
Man 2: hayop
Man 1: hamog

Defined:Using this words hatdog hamburger hawot hamog hayop haKKKKKKKdog for motherfuckers only

by hat+KIEL+dog October 2, 2019

Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020