See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

by Alaskaboy August 3, 2006

what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

by DenDada December 22, 2006

it's all happening

When circumstances start falling in place as if fate is bringing destiny to fruition.

*likely originated from, or was at least popularized by, the character "Penny Lane" in Cameron Crowe's film Almost Famous

Last month, I was fed up with my shitty friends, lost my favorite hat I'd had for 9 years, got 7 traffic violations, and had a dead end job, but now, I'm meeting a bunch of amazing people, got a new job that feels fulfilling, and feel like more good is coming my way--it's all happening.

by dhkdgkhdg May 13, 2015

downs is happening

when something extremely dumb happens

guy 1 "smells like aids"
guy 2 "downs is happening"

by madd00maxx February 3, 2010

The Room Where it happens

A situation where important new developments are taking place secretly. Only (relatively) important people are allowed into the "room".

When I visited the SpaceX headquarters Musk and the lead researchers showed me the room where it happens.

by cloudSandblast January 15, 2021

Nothing bad will happen

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.

Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

by yay🙃 June 7, 2021

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006