Gurty Bloggs

'A name people give due to lack of imagination'

It is used among teachers as an example..

'if Joe Bloggs has 3 apples and Gurty Bloggs eats 2 apples how many are left'

by JEGABABES November 28, 2009

garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006

Gurthang

The Iron of Death, a longsword made out of black steel.
or
A black mans penis

dude! He totally stabbed her with Gurthang!

by theironmongerofdoom11235 October 24, 2012

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

Gurtzy

Gurtzy (Gert-Zee)
Everything you ever wanted but nothing you ever wanted to deal with.

"To bad she's so gurtzy. She's a looker but I'd rather not deal with the baggage."
dramatic or crazy

by Tilekia June 18, 2017

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019