Verb
1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.
2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.
1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.
2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.
by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011
Get the Cheese-grated mug.Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
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The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
by nomanbags August 19, 2010
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by xxxwtdxxx February 15, 2006
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a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)
person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though
by stickybeebs June 2, 2021
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Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019
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