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Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.
"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."
by Danjanon July 21, 2009
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Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
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Flange Graters

A term used mostly by lesbians to describe dental braces.
Claire: So how did your date with that chick go last night?

Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!
by reegz100 September 24, 2009
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fursona non grata

An unacceptable or unwelcome furry individual at a given event.
1. Dude, that guy jumped on stage in a stolen fursuit, screamed into the mic that the CIA was after him, and punched the Guest of Honor in the dick. He's Fursona non grata now at a bunch of cons. You'll never see him again.
2. That guy tweeted a bunch of bullshit nonsense about the con staff and was permabanned. Total Fursona non grata. Kthxbai.
by Illumiknotty January 17, 2018
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cheese grating

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!
by faggotchomper November 15, 2014
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Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
by Dr_dude November 3, 2019
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The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.
Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.
by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007
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