-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.
Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.
by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010
Growling at all the herbivores, he rose from the feast, not bothering to wipe the groin gravy from his mouth.
by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 13, 2005
when ones groin becomes painfull after an over the top session of oral sex (without brushing ones teeth). this can cause the penis to become infected and fall off.
"hey that guys groin strain has made his cock start to rot off, lets crucify him in the street and thow used condoms at him". "yeah totally"!
by muriel May 4, 2007
by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 9, 2016
A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.
"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
by JellySnake February 10, 2014
by Thomas Jorgensen April 26, 2007
No, I don't remember her name or the beach but you wouldn't beleive the 'sandy groin' I got, it bleeding.
by I done it dave May 30, 2008