Crucify 

The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.

Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."

Crucify by The Chilean Rawdoggers June 2, 2014

Crucify 

A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.

"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"

Crucify by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

crucify the savior 

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.

Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!

crucify the savior by GabrielSix August 21, 2005

crucify dat ho 

Fucking a girl in the ass with her arms spread apart while you hold onto them, thus making it look as if she is in the crucifixition position.

Man, I had to crucify dat ho last night; it was a religious experience!

crucify dat ho by Great American April 14, 2008

crucify april 

19 year old artist from oakland, ca who makes a lot of digital hardcore/electroclash. also known as xo_willow, h3artcrush, and thai body dump.

Did you hear that new Crucify April song with fakemink?

crucify april by blondedocean March 16, 2025

to crucify 

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.

to crucify by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2013

to crucify 

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas, even in times of economic prosperity.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was going to crucify me? Well now he finally succeeded. My company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though. Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want me to be a commodity to pimp out I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (starts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before hitting the sauce

to crucify by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2012