Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Griswolded

When without prior warning or notice you don't receive a holiday bonus from your employer, despite receiving it previous years. Because of this assumption you inadvertently over extend yourself financially.

"Spending Christmas in Maui is going to be expensive but worth it for the precious family memories... I hope I don't get Griswolded!"

by BlameApe February 3, 2012

Griswold High School

The people at griswold high are 1 of

1. snakes

2. fake asf

3. a hoe

4. a snitch
5. nic fiend

6.stoner

7. just flat out weird

“I am a virgin what do you mean” is what someone from Griswold High School said but we all know they are wrong.

by bitchesbwildin October 17, 2021

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Zac Griswold

Usually a white kid with a jew-fro, most of the time an ignorant asshole when around girls. Talks very little, and always very awkward. Also, he is usually into the gayest sport in the world; baseball.. ALso he wears shorts too small for him.

Ew! Look, there is a Zac Griswold coming this way! What a faggot.

by the real chick March 21, 2012

Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008