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grapsing

a Foreboding movement to realese the inevatbale seal between the inner thigh and the scrotum! often associated with a vast quantity of plessure. it is ones own choice to hide this motion but as my counterpart suggested below/above plessure is often more satisflying when in view of ones homeboy nEoNigAs.
today a certain boyd was grapsing b4 spanish
mr daniels grapsed senad
by sand nigoir December 9, 2004
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Glassing

Originates from the verb - to glass - and was first said by the infamous purveyor of martinisms and backronyms, Martin Back.

Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.

Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.
Stewart - You coming out tonight, mate?

James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)
by Free Mansons October 17, 2010
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Grasping at Straws

Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men
That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"
by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016
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gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.
by jmonkey September 3, 2005
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Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.
by ozzysms November 4, 2014
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Gassing

Shooting at people. Lighting them up.
We be gassing on em.
Gass them up.
by Cisko esc. December 9, 2017
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Gassing

The act when an inmate is chimpazeeing fecal matter at a prison guard. When in mainstream media it's noted that the young and old are gassed by chimpazees. blogtroll might imply a childish insult but when one points out that "Dr." Dino might been gassed in prison for insulting their intelligence.
The ex-fiancee insults The Cabbie Homicide as he implied an insult that she engaged in the practice known as "gassing" in a prison setting. It's known where the inmate uses his own human waste as a weapon taking a cue from other primates in captivity.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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