grumble-gasp

The sound made after realizing you just royally screwed something up. An "awww shit" vocalization with out using any real words. An exasperated inhale followed by moan/growl exhale.

When John made that wrong turn onto a one-way street you should have heard his grumble-gasp.

by Pletchdog March 1, 2013

Grayble

A short story or tale. Often presented in the future regailing tales from the distant past.

1. Listen to this grayble!
2. This is the most heartfelt grayble I've ever heard.
3. Troll doesn't believe in graybles.

by PotatoKing3857 February 4, 2017

Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

gamblesexual

Someone who’s addicted to gambling

yumeko is gamblesexual

by Thatrandomfag September 14, 2020

GambLent

A period of time when degenerate gamblers take time off from gambling. Lent for gamblers.

Bruins will win by 3 goals tonight but I cant bet it because it's GambLent.

by Burkilonious December 8, 2021

Tummy Grumbles

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.

“Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”

by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021