gopher

A system that pre-dates the World Wide Web for organizing and displaying files on Internet servers. A Gopher server presents its contents as a hierarchically structured list of files. With the ascendance of the Web, many gopher databases were converted to Web sites which can be more easily accessed via Web search engines.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.

Before search engines I'would look for porn on a gopher.

by David Bleach January 15, 2004

Gopher Bop

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

by TIMMAH March 9, 2003

Gopher Puffs

When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast Time

Guy:What Are We Gonna Eat For breakfast
Guy2:well I Just Got Some Gopher Puffs Just Make Sure You Dont Choke On The Fur

by LIL DANG^ER6U$ F6LKZ January 20, 2009

Gopher Holing

When you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with your butt!

C'mon lady get out of the bathroom I've got a turd gopher holing here!

by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005