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Gonzo

Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo

The biggest nonce to ever nonce.

Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,
Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.
by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022
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Gonzo

Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
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Gonzo

A Stuntman that's some goofy-ass anteater-alien creature. He also has sex with a Chicken named Camila
Gonzo: And now, I'm gonna walk on hot coals while reciting Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet while explaining what the hell I am!
by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023
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Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.
When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.
by Ighitowman83 December 7, 2024
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gonzo

An adjective of when a noun or action is not quite to the point of hating or disliking. It is fine as is. However, one would not actively seek, consume, or engage in said thing.
"Wow man, this song you sent me is hella gonzo"
"These cupcakes are pretty gonzo. If you add some more sugar they would be a lot less gonzo".
by goatlee February 16, 2025
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Gonzo

A guy that has lost his honor when he decided to work instead of coming to the event his friend invited him to
Gonzo.. such a cool guy. I THOUGHT.
by lilliminhoff November 12, 2025
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gonzo job

The act of getting of getting anal pleasure from a chick inserting there large nose up your ass.
Man suzie gave me the best gonzo job of my life last night!
by Turtle82 January 5, 2013
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