Golfing

To suck the dick of a superior for a promotion.

Hey Julie I'm going to go Golfing with the boss this afternoon. Want me to see if he need's a caddy?

by StabYoMom September 27, 2020

Golfing

An excuse used by heavily closeted gay men to avoid telling their friends they're actually doing a bunch of hella gay shit.

I told my friend im golfing so he won't know I'm really knee-deep in man butts.

by Whitedaddyjesus July 26, 2020

Golfing

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud

per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.

by everydayhoorider November 11, 2009

Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass

Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018

Golf

An unspectacular leisure activity (sometimes called a 'sport' for some strange reason), usually enjoyed by spoiled or stuck-up rich people with nothing better to do with their lives.

I'd much rather watch the grass grow or the paint dry than to look at somebody playing golf.

by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019

Golf

White men in polo shirts whacking heavy, round, dented plastic with a nightstick.

Greg: Hey Jon want to go golf?
Jon: Oh yes. I do believe I do.

by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020

golfing

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."

by Yodia January 20, 2006