A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
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"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."
(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")
(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")
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Another kind of kush.
It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.
Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.
It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.
Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.
ebola gluten free kush
A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"
EX.1:
Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.
Jason: I'll take some!
EX.2:
#ebolaglutenfreekush
EX.3:
A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"
ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.
A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"
EX.1:
Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.
Jason: I'll take some!
EX.2:
#ebolaglutenfreekush
EX.3:
A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"
ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.
by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014
Get the ebola gluten free kush mug.A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
Get the glutius flatosis mug.One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008
Get the glutard mug.Woody: I'm not sure what gluten is? Is it in bread?
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.
by EndingDestiny March 29, 2015
Get the Gluten mug.Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"
by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012
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