by Cyrus Peppercorn May 27, 2019
A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia. Biggest rival is the hamster, also to the order Rodentia. The Gerbil is often most found in Hookah Lounges, and it's basic diet is vape smoke. You can also find the Gerbil under beds or other objects sleeping and or watching porn.
by Abcdefg1234 August 22, 2015
The cops got him for a richard gere offense, his back door was not rodent proof. meaning the man had a gerbil in his anus constituting animal abuse.
by niggardly jew January 02, 2009
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
by will bitten September 13, 2017
by llcalejr April 30, 2019
Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
by Rich the stitch June 25, 2012
when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
by dick dykstra March 08, 2011