one who risks human life over oil and trying to rule a nation by force of goverment on alian nations (see hitler, king george etc)commits crimes like drunk driving, coke sniffin and rigging elections. No military servace except for AWOL from coast guard, vice president has more military service(see bird shot) Actually not born a texan.
(Republican) George bush and his Nucular wepons rule
(Democrat) Are you kidding SHE sucks dildos in hell and deserves to have a spiked water melon shoved up his vagina in hell! Its nuCLEAR by the way
(R)God loves him you fool!(Earth opens up and devil hand castrates republican)
(Democrat) Are you kidding SHE sucks dildos in hell and deserves to have a spiked water melon shoved up his vagina in hell! Its nuCLEAR by the way
(R)God loves him you fool!(Earth opens up and devil hand castrates republican)
by kevdude April 17, 2006
before he was president he started out in the national gaurd and then quikly moved to the oil buisnness where he did realy poorly in and often drove all his companys in the ground. Bush then decide he would try and do better in politics.when he became govenor of texas he became famous for destroying the education system he also met with taliban representives to discuss oil most likely. Other then that he didnt do much as govenor. when he became president the first thing that happened to the nation was the the biggest ression since the great depression.
then after 9/11 he invaded afghanstan with only 15,000 troops although the army was succesfull in getting the tailiban out of afghanstan it failed in acheving its primary objective and that was to capture Osma binladen. Smart and itelligent people and exspecialy the Democrats pointed out that afghanstan was a failure. Most americans though were just happy to see the U.S win another war. This would be one of the many factors bush would use to his advantage in his political campain even though the mission in afghanstan was incomplete. Any president would have done the same and could have made the same mistake but what bush did next ripped the country apart. Without permission of the U.N and the support of france,germany and every other country with a modern army except britian an intionaly spain(who eventuly pulled out).The iraq army was easly deafeted and no wmds were found even worse the 30,000 that had gone in were not enough thus the army activated it reserve and gaurd units who were ill prepaired. the occupation went from bad to worse and many americans and an uncounted Iraqis have perished. After bush had won re-election runnig on the same powerfull political machine the republicans he moved election dates up in Iraq by himself with that same stubborn attitude with succesful results.He also is currently thinking of getting rid of an economic safety net called social securty and turning it into an investmen plan where people have to go it alone in the stock market to make money when they retire. Although it sounds like a good idea its been pointed out that learnig to invest is realy hard and something based on luck another thing his britian did this in the 80,s and now have the worse pension plans in the world.
then after 9/11 he invaded afghanstan with only 15,000 troops although the army was succesfull in getting the tailiban out of afghanstan it failed in acheving its primary objective and that was to capture Osma binladen. Smart and itelligent people and exspecialy the Democrats pointed out that afghanstan was a failure. Most americans though were just happy to see the U.S win another war. This would be one of the many factors bush would use to his advantage in his political campain even though the mission in afghanstan was incomplete. Any president would have done the same and could have made the same mistake but what bush did next ripped the country apart. Without permission of the U.N and the support of france,germany and every other country with a modern army except britian an intionaly spain(who eventuly pulled out).The iraq army was easly deafeted and no wmds were found even worse the 30,000 that had gone in were not enough thus the army activated it reserve and gaurd units who were ill prepaired. the occupation went from bad to worse and many americans and an uncounted Iraqis have perished. After bush had won re-election runnig on the same powerfull political machine the republicans he moved election dates up in Iraq by himself with that same stubborn attitude with succesful results.He also is currently thinking of getting rid of an economic safety net called social securty and turning it into an investmen plan where people have to go it alone in the stock market to make money when they retire. Although it sounds like a good idea its been pointed out that learnig to invest is realy hard and something based on luck another thing his britian did this in the 80,s and now have the worse pension plans in the world.
none needed.read about the great deprsesion if want to see why its not a good idead to have people investing who shouldnt.
by johnyhoff March 05, 2005
"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office—I love to bring people into the Oval Office—right around the corner from here—and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
"I think war is a dangerous place."
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
"I think war is a dangerous place."
by footballstud580 April 03, 2004
possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war."
it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work.
recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina.
and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we."
only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end.
(ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")
it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work.
recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina.
and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we."
only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end.
(ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")
George Bush always get his meaing across clearly:
bush:
"it'll take time to restore chaos."
(with him president, maybe not so much...)
bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."
bush:
"it'll take time to restore chaos."
(with him president, maybe not so much...)
bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."
by SickOfItAll,AndYou? September 28, 2007
the biggest retard to ever be president of anything
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!
by Bros Call Me DP September 09, 2006
by rdc8811 March 04, 2007
The man who I think should win the "Douche-Bag of the Universe" award.
Crazy old Texan that studders when he can't answer a question.
Crazy old Texan that studders when he can't answer a question.
Reporter: Mr. Bush, why are you and the FCC going after Howard Stern?
Bush: Ughh, buh, huh, I I I ughh.
Reporter: Tough question?
Reporter: Well, what did you have for dinner?
Bush (AKA Douche bag): Chicken and lots of mustard.
george bush is such a fucking bastard.
Bush: Ughh, buh, huh, I I I ughh.
Reporter: Tough question?
Reporter: Well, what did you have for dinner?
Bush (AKA Douche bag): Chicken and lots of mustard.
george bush is such a fucking bastard.
by I forget April 14, 2004