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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

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by da massy man September 10, 2020

cum gargle

When, after a person receives the ejaculate of a man in their mouth, without swallowing, uses the sputum as they would mouth wash. Once the ejecta is in the back of the throat, the 'gargler' then provokes a flexing and relaxing of the throat muscles, whilst exhaling, which creates a bubbling milk-paste effect.

In scene #2 of Bukkake Love, the young Japanese adult actress Yuso Asso takes the male protagonist actor's semen into her mouth, throws her head back, and then gargles his cum in her mouth. This action makes Yuso a cum gargler.

by Robert Wicker April 8, 2009

Yarn Gargler

one who perform felatio.

That bitch loves to deep-throat. She is a Yarn Gargler!

by Johnny Toilet November 20, 2003

cum gargler

A term used to explain a woman's fettish to show off her oral sex skills

There was this beatch cum gargling the big bad asses dick.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.

Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?

by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Gargle my sap

An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)

Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.

by zornfett December 7, 2011