Freetard

Someone or somebody who only gets free stuff.

Terry is such a freetard, he never buys anything.

by Bellezebub September 25, 2021

Freet

a freet (freezing yeet) is a self-harm term for keeping exposed skin on a freezing surface for long enough to the point where it burns.
Freeting is the action of free
Freeted is the past tense

Freeting is an alternative to cutting

by madeoffaults January 21, 2022

Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.

An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."

by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022

FREETARDED

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)

Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!

by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022

Freetard

A person who uses "it is a free country" or "you are violating my civil liberties" as an excuse to engage in malevolent, irresponsible, reckless, negligent, violent, or disorderly behavior.

Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.

by TheHappyAthiest July 12, 2022

freetus

A frito chip, but a fetus.

"Bro that freetus be looking tasty as hell."

by TheIronHorse September 10, 2022

Mio Frenette

Mio is the greatest thing ever put on this earth. She is the cutest, prettiest, most sweet, kind, and caring person you will ever meet. Mio makes you want to kiss and lick her face because she is so adorable.

God I’m so in love with Mio Frenette

by Ilovejamesbond007 November 28, 2021