featuring

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way

And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!

by CamNi October 26, 2008

flatuessence

The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.

I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.

by LocalHero July 30, 2007

fatutzed

Made up word by Maurice from Big Mouth S4 E5. Means frazzled or burnt out.

You seem a little fatutzed after working all day.

by DefDefinitions June 18, 2021

Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

by Masterbalian February 11, 2012

Flatula

1. An anatomical structure specific to colon-dwelling bacteria which allows it to propel itself by ejecting methane at high velocities.
2. A gassy vampire.

Smell that? Flatula must be near!

by G'eater June 18, 2003

feature creep

Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.

Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.

Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.

by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004

fratural light

Natural Light, which is the #1 choice of fraternities. Unless they suck, then they drink everclear and gatorade. Fratty light is only to be drank from cans.

Fratdaddy#1: Give me a beer.
Fratdaddy#2: Sure, here's a fratural light.
GDI: Do you guys have any hooch?

by the main December 4, 2005