FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.

Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.

by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013

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Fapp

To masturbate furiously. So hard, in fact, that it makes a wet "fap" noise repeatedly. the double "p" in this word is because it is the abbreviated version of "Fapping".

John: eww! what are you doing!!?
Jake: (fapfapfapfapfap) hey man! everybody fapps!
John: let go of my cat!

by DRAGON FORCE January 17, 2006

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fappening

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".

The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend

by AGC195 September 2, 2014

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frappa

It comes from the word 'frappe', meaning instant coffee. It is used
in conjunction with the word 'pafa'

Denw frapa, dese pafa.

by Lin++ March 29, 2005

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frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.

"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."

by surfsail123 June 9, 2009

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