Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

mrs forster

An unappealing/ ugly woman in her late thirties or forties who dresses like she is a teenager and seems to be experiencing a permanent midlife crisis in which they act with out thinking and dress as slutty as possible.

A Mrs Forester will attempt to seduce younger males and will usually fail.

Mrs Foresters are normally divorced or in an unhappy relationship with a few children who dislike her, she how ever believes that she is hip and popular with younger generations.

She is an all round embarrassment

Person 1: "Oh dear god look at how short her skirt is, shes dressed like a prostitute but shes like 50!"

Person 2: "That's a classic Mrs Forster mate."

by ayylmao rob January 4, 2018

Flustercluck

Similar to its reverse, meaning a compounded fiasco where many things are going wrong at once, but in this case, flustered individuals are all talking at once, trying to solve the problem and getting nowhere. The word evokes the sound and image of a group of frightened hens.

The PTA meetings devolved into flusterclucks after the president resigned.

by suburbanpoet May 26, 2013

Faustus

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

by ShortMart July 12, 2011

chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

fobstache

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

by vietdragon February 1, 2005

foisty

a kind of moth-ball aroma, or something gone-off at the back of the fridge.

That milk's gone a bit foisty

by Kittymckitten October 17, 2004