Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside

Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”

by Footerhouse November 04, 2022

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Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.

That guy is such a footy head.

by footy head123 August 20, 2023

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pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 03, 2023

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footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 14, 2023

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