Mario Flute

To get out of somewhere quickly, as in 'get the hell out of dodge'. A verb - it is derived from the flute which was popularized in Mario Brothers 3, in which you could utilize a flute to quickly move from one world to another.

"That sheepskin better mario flute out of here before we make his day."

by Jake Sha. October 13, 2006

flutebag

Also known as a knob jockey, dickhead or asshole. Any member of the male species who acts in a flutish, knobish or wankish manner.

" he lost a game of monopoly and now he's being a total flutebag "

by Boominator February 10, 2017

flute

The best instrument in the world. People like to make fun of it for the whole American pie thing and how high it is, but they're really just in awe of its supreme glory! You know that saying, about jealous people? Yeah.

Anyway flutes are generally made out of metal (silver, nickel, gold, platinum, alloys, etc) although Baroque flutes are often made out of wood. Flutes can play lower than most people expect.

Did I mention it's prettyful?

One day, flutes will take over the world. Until then I'll just sit here and cry.

by ducky May 14, 2005

Flutered

Irish slag for being drunk

He was absolutely flutered last night

by sfpaddy March 30, 2004

Jazz Flute

A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.

While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.

by The Fake Jerms December 9, 2008

Beer Flute

A drinking game based around making a whistle-like sound from blowing onto the top of your beer bottle.

Each person starts out with a long sip, then the person with the highest pitch (drank the least) needs to set the new low pitch by drinking. This person then blows into their bottle to give the other players the new pitch, and solely based on the sound of the pitch, the other players must then chug and attempt to match the new low pitch. After the chug, everyone playing blows into their bottle and the player with the highest pitch needs to set the new standard, and you're on your way!
If at any time the new standard is the finishing of the bottle, all players must finish their beers to win. Anyone who does not finish in one chug loses.

Many find Beer Flute to be a great game because of its musicality, and its ability to become more versatile (and more fun) with more players.

"Hey dude, you want to play a round of Beer Flute?"
"Beer Flute? That's the best game ever!"

by Chad69 May 19, 2009

Douche Flute

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018