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floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.
Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.
by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009
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floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.
Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 7, 2013
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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
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Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020
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Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.
Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"
by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012
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Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 26, 2016
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Floortech

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!
Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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