floozie

What your Grandma calls a hoochie.

"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.

by mbmargarita August 16, 2006

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

Floozed

To be high stoned, mash up. . or tipsy

"Bruv You look Floozed, wut u bin sippin/bunin/smokin/chewin :D

by $-<(Mc Igniter)>-$ - $-<(A$H)>-$ April 12, 2004

Floozy

A floozy is someone who brags about their boyfriend/girlfriend for attention, usually to another single man/woman. Most of the time nobody cares, but they still seem to have a reputation on who they date. Usually they will pick on someone who is single because they are not in a relationship, even though most people who are single are happy bring single.

Man, David is such a floozy. He never shuts up about his girlfriend and keeps asking who I am seeing.

by KyrieIsBetterThanSteph January 2, 2018

Floozy

like a tramp; lady of the night, total slut, she may let you pay her for sexual favors.

You floozy slut bitch, get out of my car.

Hey, floozy what can I get for ten dollars?

by B+ November 29, 2003

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010