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floop

when u fart but accidentally shit ur pants
by kujo March 9, 2004
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Floop

To inadvertently caresses a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.
by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008
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floop

a silly person whos saying silly things and is just full of nonsense.
margaret and ryan are both floops!
by Margaret Ryan January 10, 2010
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A Floop

A Floop is a word for when someone confused. Mentally and physically. Like you have no idea what you have to do when you were just told what to do.
*Teacher explains what they have to do for a project*
Person 1 - Ok, let's get to work!
Person 2 - What do we have to do, again?
Person 1 - Ughhh! You are such a floop!!!
Person 2 - Yeah ... sorry
Person 1 - *Explains again*
Person 2 - Wait, what???
by Anonymous :D June 1, 2018
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floop

n. The noise made when firing a grenade from a Brute Shot in Halo, or similarly when Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 shoots smoke grenades in Terminator 2.
Dave, playing Halo: "Ha! Moron! You'll never kill me with that stupid weapon!" FL00P! <dying scream, body flies up into the air> "Huh..."

T-101 to young John O'Connor: "Get back." FLOOP! <mass destruction>

Son: "I hate having an immigrant father! I hate it!"
Father: "You shtupid boy, I kill ju. I do the floop thing in your burt."
by Rij October 24, 2008
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florp

To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.
"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"
by Amy Outbreak May 30, 2008
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Flippidy-floppidy-floop

Up in da hizzah. In the house, etc. Invented by niggers.
In da house. A term to describe one's arrival.
by Ajew Nazi July 8, 2004
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