Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

flomar

A stupid cat or dog, usually described in a mean way.

The flomar scratched up my chair.

by idefineflomar November 25, 2007

floam

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010

Flomber

The middle front of an Indian boys hair that sticks up all the time.

Me: Hey is that the flomber hairstyle?
Him: Yes butty butty

by JElLpowers January 30, 2019

flippitey floo

A highly exaggerated expression that shows complete bewilderment and dimwittedness.

Flippitey floo! The sky is falling! Are there any problems in the Exchange environment?

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

flombaye

an extreme cynic.

one inclined to investigate everything and consider parallax views and specific circumstances.

one who is pedantic or obsessive about research.

from the song, IT'S HARD by THE WHO:
".... i felt like a pickled priest that was being flombayed...."

by chesster nament February 4, 2010