floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

flip-flopping

1) Something politicians or political groups do. They agree with something then later disagree with it, then later agree with it again an unspecified amount of times.

2) Something members of the opposite sex do. They flirt with you then ignore you, as if they are flip-flopping about whether they like you or not.

1) The Greens are often flip-flopping on many issues, eg illegal drugs. They said they would legalise them, now they say they will not.

2) "Man, that guy is a flip-flopper of the highest degree. He asked me out on Friday and on Monday he told me he was getting back with his ex."

by choochoobear April 22, 2006

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005