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Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"
Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.
"Oh, good. Flonkers."
by mimus September 11, 2008
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floaters

1.boyant turds,turds of a high boyancy

2.natural breasts
3.beer left sitting out
There r floaters in the toilet,look at that pair of floaters!
some one left a floater around the table
by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009
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Floater

a person who isnt in a social click at a school and cant be labeled or put in one they know everyone, hang out with everyone, everyone know him/her, and is friends with everyone. There usually very popular very smart polite well liked and good looking
New kid "Hey who is that?"

*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"

New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"
by Absol Night July 17, 2011
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floater

1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of
dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!
by bigbadwoof December 20, 2006
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floaters

Breasts, especially large breasts that may have been augmented. As used by Dannii Minogue on UK television
Dannii was asked about plastic surgery and she replied, "I've had my floaters done!"
by EDMWF December 15, 2008
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Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.
That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.
by shaq3212 March 18, 2013
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