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felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
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frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.
I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.
by KIM March 2, 2004
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flatchigo

Basically a microscoped insult that combines trashy/whore/slut bag/ass crack/horrible/cunt, all in one word. Seriously not an insult to play around with.
'Trashy' isn't severe enough to describe Brenda.. No.. She's flatchigo!!!
by BrendaHater447 November 25, 2016
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Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
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feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking
After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.
by Spurlin March 3, 2009
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