verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

flatleaver

A person who leaves a group of people to go with another group, without excusing or dismissing himself.

Ed: What are you guys doing later?
Guys: Oh!, We don't know. Maybe catch a flick or something. What do you want to do?
Ed: I dunno, but that sounds good. Oh look, check out Kiki and her friends.
Ed: Later y'll I'm out!
Ed is classified as a flatleaver!

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Flatule

The smallest known unit of flatulence

Sorry, just a small flatule there ;-)

by Clifford The Love Bunny December 4, 2004

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

Flatulence

The emission of gas from the anus

She sure does have alot of flatulence

by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014