Flabergasm

an extreme orgasm of the body, mind, and soul

Led zeppelin gives me a Flabergasm

by fappity fapperton November 27, 2012

Flaber

Committing the act of complete jack-assery.

A complete and utter derp, jackass.

"I ran into someone who was flabbering over there"

"Look! That man is a complete flaber"

by HTLR February 1, 2014

flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

FALPE

Acronym: Fire Ass Liquid Poop Explosion

Pronunciation: 'fowl-pee

What happens when you choose poorly at lunchtime.

Runs of the worst kind.

I guess 3 bean burritos with hot sauce was a bad idea. I barely made it to the crapper before the FALPE arrived.

by theKapn September 6, 2007

flacemi

(v) premature ejaculation

dude, you just flacemied all over my wife!

by jessiefranco January 24, 2008

Flaberyaderday

Flavor better the next day.

Wow your moms potato salad is the perfect flaberyaderday!
or
An awesome leftover snack or meal.

by Sheri Spurgeon July 3, 2008

Fapelope

A bastard with a strange fettish for large foreheads, stores large ammounts of porn on his/her computer, faps too much, and possibly bisexual. Usually has a memory comparable to a goldfish.

Drew, stop fapping! God, you are such a fapelope!

by adjacentfawn September 19, 2012