Definitions by theKapn
travel plug
The odd phenomenon whereby the bowels stop operating during travel causing massive "backlog" if you will.
Typically the phenomenon can be attributed to poor eating habits while away from home (fast food and the like), but there have been isolated reports of a pre-emptive plug happening the day before departure or the day of, thus debunking diet as the sole cause.
Typically the phenomenon can be attributed to poor eating habits while away from home (fast food and the like), but there have been isolated reports of a pre-emptive plug happening the day before departure or the day of, thus debunking diet as the sole cause.
I drove to Gulf Shores with the family last week. Thanks to the travel plug, I didn't crap the entire time. When I got home - wow.......just wow.....
travel plug by theKapn February 5, 2008
FALPE
Acronym: Fire Ass Liquid Poop Explosion
Pronunciation: 'fowl-pee
What happens when you choose poorly at lunchtime.
Runs of the worst kind.
Pronunciation: 'fowl-pee
What happens when you choose poorly at lunchtime.
Runs of the worst kind.
I guess 3 bean burritos with hot sauce was a bad idea. I barely made it to the crapper before the FALPE arrived.
Trussels
Massive under-arm sweat stains.