Flaber 

Committing the act of complete jack-assery.

A complete and utter derp, jackass.

"I ran into someone who was flabbering over there"

"Look! That man is a complete flaber"

Flaber by HTLR February 1, 2014

flaber 

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

flaber by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

flaber 

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

flaber by Daisy St. Patience January 8, 2009

Flaber 

A organ in your cheeks. that needs to be gassing. If theres no gas coming out of your mouth, you need to see a doctor.

"Phew, your flabers are gassing"

Flaber by PancakeButBetterInManyWays June 4, 2022

flaber jack 

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

flaber jack by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

flaber pop 

When you suck a testacll so hard it pops but no teeth

Girl:"that flaber pop tasted good"
Boy:"it hurt but I liked it"

flaber pop by T-Rex476 May 16, 2016

Faberrittana 

A combination of Faberry and Brittana, two femslash ships of Glee. Ususally referred to as a term for all four together, either as a whole ship or as a double date. Some lump them together as the gay glee girls.

I just read the cutest story about a failed Faberrittana double date.

Faberrittana by magicmumu September 28, 2011