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Willie-fied

The result of smoking some righteous weed.
When I get outta here this evening I'm gonna go sit on my front porch and get Willie-fied.
by Old Deadeye May 15, 2008
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Kim-fied

used to describe a sweet girl that is is beautiful, often lost in her own world and is a pleasure to be around. Also means that the person is one of a kind.
Wow..that new girl is so kim-fied.
by Brumi December 28, 2009
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DICE fixed

A corporate antonym related to Swedish game developer DICE, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that's completely unrelated.
"I took my car to the Mercedes dealership and they DICE fixed it. I only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won't start"
by DJMaxSqueakHoopyDad April 14, 2014
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shots.fired.at.pietro

shots.fired.at.pietro is my fav mutual
by pietrosfavgirl February 11, 2022
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Mob Style Fired

When a company, more often a large corporation, fires you in a way that has some parallels to the way members of a mob are killed. Usually involving a seemingly normal scheduled meeting (that is actually a firing meeting) where you walk into an unforeseen trap of one or more members of management waiting there for you before proceeding to terminate you from your job. The firing often follows a party, or a meal for all of the employees and sometimes you will not be allowed to go back to your desk to gather your things.
*message pops up on computer: “just a reminder that we have a meeting scheduled in the conference room at 3:00. Come in once you’ve finished eating your pizza and wings we got for the department”

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Walks unsuspectingly into Conference room to see several members of Management and an HR rep.

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“We’re going to have to let you go” ... “what, why?! What did I do?”... “Ok. Well,I’ll go gather my things, I guess”

“There’s no need for that, we’ll mail them to you”

... “So first you feed me, and then you fire me?!”

Talks to friend later “Dude, I got Mob Style Fired Today. First they fed me, and then they called me into a trap meeting where they fired me and told me they would mail me my things I left at my desk. It was like what happens in a mob movie, bro”
by BillsMafia89 December 8, 2020
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maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
by justindelaney October 25, 2018
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fixedsys

The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.
Windows system fonts will own you all.
by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003
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