bear cubs fighting under a blanket

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

by 99z28mark April 4, 2009

Cock Fighting

When 2 male mammals slap each other with their wangs

This cock fighting wasn't even fair, you can't fight a 2 incher vs. A 9 incher.

by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014

Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.

Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!

by kferg June 21, 2008

Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.

Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

by yayerrr June 2, 2010

Fighting dogs ear

A rather gruesome example of a badly packed kebab.

I once inserted 4 fingers up a fighting dogs ear whilst in Saturday cinema in 1968

by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011