Father of Pearl

When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead

by meatyA June 18, 2016

Father Grigori

Father Grigori is the fictional NPC that presides over Dr. Gordon Freeman during the chapter "We don't go to Ravenholm" in the award-winning video game Half Life 2. He is of European descent, possibly Russian or Slavic from his accent. Father Grigori is the only non-zombified inhabitant of Ravenholm which has clearly left him mentally unstable. However, he never seems hostile to the player and even assists Dr. Freeman by giving him a shotgun, the superior zombie accessible to Freeman in Ravenholm.

Person 1: (going through Ravenholm) Whoa, this is place scares the shit out of me.

Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)

by Raphael Basa June 16, 2008

My Father

Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.

I don't know what I would do without My Father

by glowy the smiley face July 16, 2022

fatherjayment

Moot god, W posts, he is anitok Jesus

I love fatherjayments content

by Animewatcher13 May 4, 2022

Idiot Father Syndrome

A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.

This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.

(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!

by Apparent Observer/ Terrorist July 14, 2010

Doing a Fethers

Being stingy and or tight arse aswell as a total douche

is john coming to the movies tonight?. no "cos he doing a fethers"

by stustorm February 23, 2013

fatherless behavior

someone acting so stupid to the point where you know their biological father isn't in the picture anymore

dream stan: exists

smart ass mf: fatherless behavior

by kanyemeatrider445 September 19, 2022