Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

filet minot

A North Dakota speciality of thickly sliced squirrel loin wrapped in bacon and is considerably tastier than anything from France.

Bob was surprised the snooty French restaurant served a tasty filet minot, a delacacy only found in North Dakota.

by TXAZ May 23, 2018

filet a face

To cut a bitch face when she’s out of pocket. Similar to buck 50 but it’s not from mouth to ear. I

That bitch is bout to catch a filet a face for talking to my man like that.

by Bloodyshoes October 18, 2017

Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025

Filet mignon

Good healthy Big Thick Black Dick

She said, look at how much Filet mignon is on the dance floor.

I can’t wait to wrap my mouth around that tasty Filet mignon.

I graving for Filet mignon tonight.

Look like she’s going to enjoy that Filet mignon.

OMG! You she that Filet mignon she just picked up.

by Urban Reality November 24, 2021

Filet-O-Donna

Peeling off your old coworker's creamy panties and smelling them while you fuck her.

Bro, I totally had a Filet-O-Donna earlier.

by Colonel_Angus_ November 23, 2021